My Fourteen Years Of Wacky Halloween Costumes

At my school, Stuyvesant High School, there’s a tradition of students and teachers dressing up in some pretty elaborate Halloween costumes.  Now that I’m in my 14th year there, I realize that I’m starting to lose track of all the costumes so I thought I’d collect them in one definitive place so I always have them.

2003 — Einstein.  My first year, this wasn’t such a crazy costume and there’s no photo that I know of.

2004 — Ali Gebra

At the time before Borat, The Ali G show was popular at that time, and this costume is still my wife’s favorite:

costumealig

2005 — Homer Simpson

Most people thought this one was just creepy.

costumehomer

2006 — Calculicious.  A Flavo’ Flav parody with a giant calculator on my neck instead of a clock.  The graph is the exact equation for curves that make the horns on the helmet.  Also, if you look very close, I have a full gold ‘grill’ on my top teeth.

costumeflavorflav

2007 — Tim Novikoff.  A good friend of mine left teaching to go to graduate school so I dressed as him by dying my hair blonde and getting blue contact lenses.  I don’t have a picture of this one.

2008 — Irrational Number.  I had an idea that a bunch of teachers from the math department would dress up as different types of numbers.  Someone would wear a Santa Claus hat and have an ‘i’ on his chest and be an ‘imaginary number.’  Someone would be a ‘perfect square’, etc.  I assigned a bunch of people to be different types and I got a punk rock wig and had a shirt that said Pi is irrational, so I was the ‘irrational number.’  Nobody else dressed up so that was the last time I tried to coordinate a group themed costume.  No picture, I think.

2009 — Facebook.  My Facebook friends on the timeline are all famous mathematicians, mostly dead, discussing math.  This was probably my favorite of all the costumes.  It has a lot of private math jokes in it, and I’d say that this is the one that took the longest to create.

facebook costumefacebook shirt

2010 — FOIL.  This was one of those costumes that ‘you have to figure out’.  FOIL is a thing from high school math, a way of multiplying certain mathematical expressions.  So I had the tin foil costumes with the math expressions and people had to stare and figure it out.  This was a huge his and I’d say that the 2009 and 2010 consecutive year were the peak of my Halloween costume creativity.

foil costume2011 — Stanley Teitel.  Our principal was forced into retirement the summer before because some students had cheated on the Physics regents.  So I went as Mr. Teitel in retirement with a Hawaiian shirt and a bag of money and the Physics regents.  No picture that I know of.

2012 — Occupy Sesame Street.  As ‘occupy wall street’ was happening around that time, this was a funny twitter hashtag that I made into a costume, another kind you ‘had to figure out.’  Most people didn’t but it was still an elaborate costume.  Looks kind of like the Homer Simpson costume.

bert costume

2013 — Walter White.  With my bag of ‘Crystal Math’ this costume went over pretty well.

walter white

2014 — Wolfman Alpha.  This was a spoof on the math website Wolfram Alpha.  In addition to this costume, I had a speaker where I explained in a wolfman voice that I was once a professor and I got bitten by a werewolf and became Wolfman Alpha.

wolfman alpha

2015 — Marty McFly.  Though it is not math themed or likely understood by many of my students, Back To The Future is one of my favorite movies and with October 21st 2015 being the day they travel to the future in the second movie, I really can’t go as anyone else in good conscience.  This picture was taken on October 21st 2015 at the theater where I attended a triple feature of all three movies beginning at 5:30 PM and ending around midnight.

marty mcfly

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3 Responses to My Fourteen Years Of Wacky Halloween Costumes

  1. Ed Detective says:

    Some good ones. Ali G was on point. I also love Occupy Sesame Street.

  2. J Land says:

    How did you make the giant calculator? Love your creativity!

    • garyrubinstein says:

      Texas Instruments makes posters with their calculators on them so I took one of those and mounted it on cardboard.

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